||[May. 7th, 2007|04:54 pm]
The Fashion Pigs
I normally don't trash on celebrities because it can be pretty over-done. Comedy is like hair bleach. You have to know when to stop otherwise your comedy hair follicles start to fall out and you have to use Hair Club for Comedy. That's pretty embarrassing.
I never thought I'd say this about anybody ever, but he needs to bring the Nazi thing back.
The only good thing about this outfit (and facial hair) is that he looks like he might have a bottle of Doctor Shyster's Heroin Cough Tonic in his pocket - that shit is delicious!
This was on men.style.com as a "look" that they were seriously advocating for. I'm about to commit a hate crime on those shorts.
Someone at Pixar had this great idea to do a "Happy Feet" tie-in with pretend hobos from Market Street and boy did it work! Check out that sassy little fella! This sweater makes me realize the true meaning of friendship!
(Duckie Brown 2007)
David Byrne big suit? Emo flip? Strangler gloves? Check, check and check! I'm ready for a night of walking around listening to music that is described as "angular" (possibly Franz Ferdinand).
This is a Magic Eye picture. If you cross your eyes, he turns from Yao Ming in a bad suit jacket into TWO Yao Mings in bad suit jackets. Then if you cross your eyes the other way it's a girl showing her pussy. Did you do it? I can't get my eyes to go the other way.
(Kim Jones 2007)
I'm thinking about the scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey where the astronaut becomes a giant toddler, grows an extra thyroid and gets that Mayan treatment where they wrap your head with boards until it's square. Remember that part?
THE LATINO JUGHEAD THING IS COMING BACK! No, this looks like something people get each other to wear on a dare. The guy puts on the whole outfit, looks at his watch for 5 seconds and then says, "Dude, no, I can't. Look at me. I look so, so bad."
You are a Winamp visualization. You are only good for showing to people on DXM. Go away, and don't come back unless you have Robitussin Cough Gels.