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THIS IS WHY I'M HOT, YOU AIN'T 'CAUSE YOU NOT [May. 18th, 2007|06:19 am]
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Every time I read your media critiques, all I'm going to be able to think of is your two-toned hair and funky eyebrows. GIRRRRRL! Get some concealer and some Feria, and go fix your shit up.

I'm trying to get people on the "Anarchism = Sexy" bandwagon and you're seriously not helping. Don't you have some fishnets and ten-hole Docs you're just dying to break out? I'm relying on you, Emma.

Oh, man! After I read "Temporary Autonomous Zone" I totally thought you would be some sexed-out ninja on acid with a giant third eye or maybe a hula hoop. Quit being my grandpa and start being my mental image of you. Now.

YO WUTZ POPPIN', Mikhail! This is awesome. See, Russians just dress better than Americans. I'm not sure what's going on with the shitlocks hair (I can see ants crawling in it) but the outfit is good. It has that "dress-up" quality to it that says: lol guyz, just playin'.

Bitch please. The only conspiracy going on right now is how to get you out of that flannel shirt. What is with everyone and the California Casual. STOP ALREADY.

See, here we are! You don't have to get all gayed-out, Karl Lagerfeld, haute couture and shit. Just take a fucking shower every once in a while like Noam and you're cool. Now get out there and make some critically-lauded DVDs, Miss Thang!

[User Picture]From: zephyrcrow
2007-05-18 01:38 pm (UTC)
Before you ask: Howard Zinn, Emma Goldman, Hakim Bey, Mikhail Bakunin, Robert Anton Wilson, Noam Chomsky. Yes, I'm lazy today. Suck my dick.
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[User Picture]From: para_n0ize
2007-05-19 08:33 am (UTC)
You just made my night at work. Boner time.
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[User Picture]From: inclement
2007-05-20 10:15 am (UTC)
BONER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: i_eat_chapstick
2007-05-24 10:04 pm (UTC)
you have no idea how happy these make me.
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From: deadsydoll
2008-03-02 08:37 pm (UTC)
Supreme Lulz to you. :D

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