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Men's ready-to-wear, Fall 2009 [Apr. 23rd, 2009|09:36 pm]
The Fashion Pigs

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[zephyrcrow]
Fashion this year is hard. Alexander McQueen's clothing was surprisingly non-ridiculous. Even Ralph Lauren, Douchebag King, decided to play shit down this year. (I've got to say, "recession chic" is pretty goddamn boring.) But there are still some little bits of gold. Bear in mind that these aren't even the haute couture selections - they're ready-to-wear, which means designers want you to put this shit on and leave the house.


(Missoni)

If you layer your woolens carefully, you too can look exactly like the sullen little bully in Let The Right One In.

(Prada)

Thank god you're here! I'm fucking freezing. I'm going to slit open your belly and huddle against your innards.

(Prada)

I want you to read the runway review of this retarded show from men.style.com. Check out the LEATHER V-NECK and then read this:
"As Miuccia Prada saw it, the message of her latest men's collection was simple and obvious. 'Survival,' she said backstage. 'And to survive, you have to be strong.' ... Toughen up, tough it out — that's what the leather and metal was saying."
(If you want any more proof that Prada is pretentious, hilarious pap, I don't know what to tell you.)

(Shipley and Halmos)

A wisp-thin cardigan in soothing flesh tones is the perfect way to broadcast your interest in making suits out of human skin, without being all vulgar about it.

(Shipley and Halmos)

A good way to decorate your Asian is to dye him a deep orange and dress him like a Blackjack dealer.

(Versace)

What the fuck is going on with the fur this season. People. You can get away with wearing a bit of fur if you're a hot girl, but when you're the dude in the vest you look like space-age Trapper John (not the MD).

(Yohji Yamamoto)

"Renee, you sure make fun of Yohji Yamamoto a lot."
Oh, come on, look at this motherfucker. He's the Humpty Dance guy crossed with a somber clown.

(Yohji Yamamoto)

This is what Creepy Richard from Aphex Twin has sexual fantasies about. Himself, half-dressed in a candy-colored "business mom" outfit.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: winzig
2009-04-24 07:08 am (UTC)
I love you
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[User Picture]From: happynoodlelady
2009-04-24 08:28 am (UTC)
WHY the boxers on the outside of the pants with a pink coat, WHY? *tears out eyeballs*
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[User Picture]From: yourpetwerewolf
2009-04-24 08:59 am (UTC)
<3
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[User Picture]From: 33mhz
2009-04-24 09:04 am (UTC)


Do not want. I'm not ready for another Night at the Roxbury just yet.
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[User Picture]From: awesomecat
2009-04-24 06:43 pm (UTC)
Because I too, love to wear my boxers outside of my pants. Only I am way cooler because I wear Superman or Mr. Potato Head boxers.
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[User Picture]From: para_n0ize
2009-04-25 06:11 pm (UTC)
excellent work, dear.
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[User Picture]From: i_eat_chapstick
2009-05-04 03:14 am (UTC)
I miss these when they're not around.
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