Renee: he looks like a skiing elf Sean: There's a reason why there has yet to be common parlance about "Dressed up preppies, with their $500 poofball hats"
Renee: dj qualls in a quilted turkey baking bag Sean: I swear there's an invisble hamster he's crushing with the right foot which puts him on the brink of release. Renee: holy crap sean Sean: Look at the dude Renee: did you know yellow shoelaces are an indicator of piss fetish? it's like hanky code
Renee: it's an mc escher drawing of adam ant. Sean: I've seen the future, and its filled with drag queens wrapped in space twinkies.
Renee: this is what rivers cuomo beats off to Sean: Its like a test pattern, if test patterns stopped you from ever having sex with anyone ever. Renee: test patterns are a natural contraceptive Sean: I'm tasting the flavors of the rainbow, and it tastes like expired asthma medication.
Sean: I like the flair he has on his shoulders. Its like he's working at Arby's, but with fascist leprechauns.
Sean: MANBURKA Renee: this is the first time i've ever seen someone in a trenchcoat and been genuinely concerned that they might shoot up a school Sean: Its also an odd cross-street of dark tormented guy and nun. Sean: Like if you went goth after everyone made fun of you for Bridget Cosplaying.
Renee: he looks like jesse camp dressed as a plazoid Sean: This guy is the Rorschach test of fashion models. Sean: I see a latter day final fantasy character getting attacked by a boa constrictor. He's probably being dealt 84 damage as we speak. Renee: all i can see in the clash of random patterns is two bats fighting and a side profile of my mother
Sean: I always wanted to have sex with pee wee herman but felt like he needed more weird, more sexless and more staring. Renee: this guy is doing a modern art piece where he tries to see how many girls he can get to vow celibacy Renee: total: 27 Sean: I think its one of those tests where you focus on his suit and then your skin looks like its crawling
Sean: Underneath those incredibly unfortunate layers he has a denim jacket. Its probably totally awesome and says something about hustling on it. He is the fashion world's clark kent.
Renee: looking at this picture is like doing meth cut with bleach Sean: I often like my women to look like neanderthals who were just cummed on by giant spider monsters. It puts me in that sword & sorcery mood.