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[May. 7th, 2007|04:54 pm]
The Fashion Pigs



I normally don't trash on celebrities because it can be pretty over-done. Comedy is like hair bleach. You have to know when to stop otherwise your comedy hair follicles start to fall out and you have to use Hair Club for Comedy. That's pretty embarrassing.

I never thought I'd say this about anybody ever, but he needs to bring the Nazi thing back.
The only good thing about this outfit (and facial hair) is that he looks like he might have a bottle of Doctor Shyster's Heroin Cough Tonic in his pocket - that shit is delicious!

This was on men.style.com as a "look" that they were seriously advocating for. I'm about to commit a hate crime on those shorts.

(Chanel 2007)

Someone at Pixar had this great idea to do a "Happy Feet" tie-in with pretend hobos from Market Street and boy did it work! Check out that sassy little fella! This sweater makes me realize the true meaning of friendship!

(Duckie Brown 2007)

David Byrne big suit? Emo flip? Strangler gloves? Check, check and check! I'm ready for a night of walking around listening to music that is described as "angular" (possibly Franz Ferdinand).

This is a Magic Eye picture. If you cross your eyes, he turns from Yao Ming in a bad suit jacket into TWO Yao Mings in bad suit jackets. Then if you cross your eyes the other way it's a girl showing her pussy. Did you do it? I can't get my eyes to go the other way.


(Kim Jones 2007)

I'm thinking about the scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey where the astronaut becomes a giant toddler, grows an extra thyroid and gets that Mayan treatment where they wrap your head with boards until it's square. Remember that part?

THE LATINO JUGHEAD THING IS COMING BACK! No, this looks like something people get each other to wear on a dare. The guy puts on the whole outfit, looks at his watch for 5 seconds and then says, "Dude, no, I can't. Look at me. I look so, so bad."

You are a Winamp visualization. You are only good for showing to people on DXM. Go away, and don't come back unless you have Robitussin Cough Gels.

[User Picture]From: syd___
2007-05-08 12:54 am (UTC)
the tweed knit underwear just totally threw me... i almost fell off my chair laughing.

for some reason i can imagine clem wearing some of these outfits... is that mean?
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[User Picture]From: zephyrcrow
2007-05-08 01:20 am (UTC)
Not mean at all. Some of the items are actually OK - I can see myself wearing Carlos D's vest or Astronaut Toddler's shoes - but the whole package is what makes most of them so great. I'm actually in favor of pushing clothing to ridiculous limits. Right now I am wearing a Google shirt and a scarf covered in money with a newsboy cap. Someone out there would see me and totally rip me a new asshole but that's OK! Life is more exciting that way.

Clem gave us an orange-and-purple polyester caftan. Allen wore it for a while for kicks. It was magical.
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[User Picture]From: inclement
2007-05-08 07:28 pm (UTC)
hmmmmph!!!! >:(
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[User Picture]From: syd___
2007-05-11 12:29 am (UTC)
i mean it in an admiring way for your nonchalant fuck you to fashion, or perhaps it's just because i met your alter ego.
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[User Picture]From: inclement
2007-05-11 06:44 pm (UTC)
I have many egos, but none of them would wear those outfits
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[User Picture]From: nova_one
2007-05-08 01:13 am (UTC)
Oh, man, your comments are really funny. I don't know anything about fashion, but the "latino jughead" and the "Winamp visualization" comments were priceless. Behep, behep.
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[User Picture]From: zephyrcrow
2007-05-08 01:22 am (UTC)
The last one specifically references a time I was hanging out watching a computer screen with people who were on mushrooms. I drank cough syrup and got the most killer migraine ever. That is what the outfit looks like to me. A migraine.
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From: alex_superstar
2007-05-08 02:03 am (UTC)
Haha at watching visualizations on DXM I thought I was the only one who did that.

Also who the hell is the first guy, Harry Hamlin?
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[User Picture]From: zephyrcrow
2007-05-08 03:01 am (UTC)
David Beckham, who is apparently famous in England for kicking a ball around and having sex with Posh Spice.
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[User Picture]From: para_n0ize
2007-05-08 07:48 am (UTC)
That shit is ridiculous.. i almost fell outta my chair at woik. Hey, nice Nomi by the way.
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[User Picture]From: zephyrcrow
2007-05-08 08:04 am (UTC)
Klaus Nomi is my dead alien boyfriend.
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[User Picture]From: sirogit
2007-05-08 09:48 am (UTC)
Have you ever looked at warddrobe remix? http://www.flickr.com/groups/wardrobe_remix/pool/page5/

Its actually not the best site for bad fashion, as most of the fashion has a fun, not taking ourselves too seriously, I'm 30 and chubby and wearing a heart-patterned jacket and having a great day air to it.

Sometimes you'll happen upon something pretty offputting, such as Chastity in 20 years:
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[User Picture]From: jelloisfun
2007-05-08 02:49 pm (UTC)
i know that i cannot eat your pretentious fashion commentary, but still i feel that i must say MARRY ME CHISATO because the amount of lolz i have just imbibed will surely feed me for days.

also can i lol with you this weekend? i miss my reneesaince.
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[User Picture]From: zephyrcrow
2007-05-08 05:17 pm (UTC)

call me babychew
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[User Picture]From: i_eat_chapstick
2007-05-08 03:19 pm (UTC)
whatever. the winamp visualization that guy is wearing is FRESH.
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